“It is said that men may not be the dreams of the Gods, but rather that the Gods are the dreams of men.” – Carl Sagan
Sometimes having a debate with Christians is so funny, it’s like watching Comedy Central, Jack TV, Monty Python or Saturday Night Live. I remember one of these fruitless debates with a member of the group known as ADD (Ang Daming Daldal).
To prove the existence of God, this buffoon created a story, which was really an analogy. (Well, unfortunately, this guy just doesn’t want to admit it.)
The story goes like this:
There were two scientists, one an atheist scientist and the other is a believer (maybe a member of their church?) Anyway, the atheist said that he don’t believe in a god. So the believer devised a plan. While the atheist scientist went out, the believer made a small model of the Solar System using balls and wires and stuff. When the atheist scientist returned, the believer asked the scientist if the model just came by itself. Naturally, the atheist scientist disagrees. So! VIOLA! Why believe in a universe that was created by chance? We need a Creator. End of story.
Maybe this ADD guy thought that I was born yesterday at nakalusot na sya. Hehehe! I asked the guy my first question. “So, in your analogy, the believer used some raw materials right?” He agreed. “If so, did your God created the Universe using pre-existing materials?” The guy went ballistic. End of Story har!har!har! (Too bad I lost the opportunity to ask him some more.)
On the course of the conversation, he said that everything that existed was created. I asked him, “Do all that exists were created?” He agreed. “If you agree, then does God exist?” He agreed again. “Then if all that exists were created and God exist, who created God?” He went bananas!
I asked the pastor guy again what is God. He said that God is a spirit. Then I asked him what’s a spirit. So the strategy is to give me a long, dreary lecture on what Mr.Soriano (their “sugo” ) preached and that even if he answer me, I still won’t believe since I don’t have the Holy Ghost to guide my mind. Hehehehe! Gimme a break! Putting words on my mouth and saying that it’s impossible to convince me is a good sign of lack of style. So after some insignificant chatting, he then answered the simple question (wheee…. Good grief!) that a spirit has no flesh and bone. Then he exclaimed to me that he would in no way talk to me again. Kapooshhh!
While talking to my companion, he said that God wrote the 10 Commandments using “His OWN FINGERS!” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Pardon my burst of laughter, but it was too much.) Remember that he said God is a sprit without FLESH and BONES! NOW he has fingers to write. Talk about inconsistent statements.
How on earth will you trust your salvation with these kinds of people whose mentality is equivalent of a standout comedian’s punch line? Now that’s the mystery. I SOMETIMES WONDER: DO THESE BELIEVERS REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY SUPPOSE TO BELIEVE? Talking to these clowns is a sure waste of time.
Ta-Ta!   
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